Alternity - Tides of War

The Buzz 052528

The Buzz is Back Baby! After a long hiatus the network is finally up and running again and when I found the bastard who tore it down there will be hell to pay let me tell you that! Anyone who think’s it’s just a coincidence that my private network was disabled right around the same time that everyone around the base started having memory lapse’s is just fooling themselves! I’ll get to the bottom of it and until then I’m on a strict “Non-Military Diet”. It’s a bad sign when a man wont eat the food he just prepared but someone has to get to the bottom of all of this craziness and since no one else is up for the challenge I guess that someone has to be me!

So I guess I will hit you all with a down and dirty summary of what’s new on our little space station. To start it off, it must be winter on this little rock that we live on because everyone seems to be cuddling up for warmth lately. Nemei and Airborne have been staying up late at night checking each others systems, Kat and Sel have been enjoying cake with one another, and Smith, now that he’s up and about again, spends more nights out of his room than in it. I of course have been playing hard to get just to make sure that Mandy realizes what a catch I am but I think we all know where that’s heading.

There’s a new kid on the base who seems to be pretty quick with computers, he even helped me get this thing up and running again. Kat laid him out in the chow hall on the first day and he’s still nursing a shiner from it, but he seems like a cool enough guy to me and it would be nice to have someone around who I can talk shop with. He even helped Taf out with her mech, which has been tearing up the Think Tank dance floor as well as a few corridors and it managed to do quite a number on the track. Rumor is that gunny OJ wasn’t too happy about it, but you gotta see that machine in action, it’s pretty damn sick.

They’re consolidating rooms again which means we can probably expect some new blood in the future. I’m bunking with Eddy for now. He tends to keep to himself so it’s no skin off my back. I heard Our Lady Pridista was dragging people out into the halls with all of their stuff earlier today and just shoving them into whatever rooms were available. Hey, at least we will all get to make some new friends!

There is word that the cyborg they brought in on the next mission is still alive, though he’s supposed to be kinda a mess. I noticed that they ran a cable line from his room in medical all the way own to the hanger bay for whatever reason. I guess they are afraid to give him access to a network. Sounds like the BLB will be pushing out on a mission soon so we will all need to wish them back and hopefully welcome them home with a good old fashion starfall party. Keep safe out there guys and bring my baby back to me in one piece! ;)

- Buzz Out
Mission Debrief: The Water Spout

Unit – 5166 Bad Luck Brigade

BLB regulars:
E-3 Exusia
E-3 Robertson
E-3 Arbourne
E-3 Tefadzwa

Adjunct support
E-4 Pridista

Acting Mission commander
E-1 Smith

Fire Team breakdown:
Command: Exusia

Command: Pridista

Mission parameters as follows:
1) Bypass target facility passive defense structure
2) Destroy target facility shield generator
3) Collect high value chemical sample
4) Identify and call orbital fire missions for high value target structures
5) Egress in the Rift Runner at designated rendezvouses point

Mission execution:
Mission start: 2232 hours

Parameter one was accomplished with acquisitioned cable from the Rift Runner by FT-Bravo. Shorting the electric fence with the nearby body of water. We were lucky in that the lake was salt water and thereby conductive.

Parameter two was accomplished by FT-Bravo. Upon site infiltration FT-Bravo reconnoitered the shield generator structure. They then set up a surprise assault expertly orchestrated to indicate multiple assault teams. In this generated confusion they were able to eliminate the shield generator, remove a large number of hostile combatants from action, and provide cover for FT-Alpha to flank into Parameter three.

Parameter three was accomplished by FT-Alpha in conjunction with FT-Bravo. The target building was more fortified than expected. The tactical ingress to the target building left FT-Alpha in a two front firefight. During the firefight the UC equipped a number of non-combatants. Upon suppression of these enemies I made the decision to select two enemy combatants for an exhaustive debrief.

With the shield generator, chemical sample, and prisoners in tow Tefadzwa called in the necessary air strikes and confirmed that orbital bombardment adequately destroyed the facility high value targets. Thereby completing parameter four.

Parameter five was completed without incident.

Mission completion 2346 Hours


E-4 Pridista commanded her fire team with distinction and to devastating effect.
E-3 Exusia leveraged the close quarters environment to protect the lives of his fire team.
E-3 Arbourne if not already qualified as expert marksman will be after I complete the necessary paperwork.
E-3 Robertson if not already qualified as expert marksman will be after I complete the necessary paperwork.
E-3 Tefadzwa performed exemplary point-man and breach protocols.


E-1 Smith Unsatisfactory and dangerous tactical analysis of facility defenses.

The Buzz 030427

Ladies and Gentlemen there is a Goddess among us! For those of you who haven’t yet met her, we have a new addition to our strange little family here on Nibiru. Mandy is a fiery little redhead with a playful attitude and an affinity for the finer things in life. Like cakes, and long walks in the park! If gingers don’t have souls I would gladly give her mine! Seriously though, She is awesome. She’s a blast to hang out with and damn near everyone enjoys her being around. She came in on a shuttle with the Bad Luck Brigade while they were returning from Pompeii. I guess she met the Pridista sisters while Mr Morphine Fingers was fixing them up from their last mission, and she even got a full tour of the Rift Runner from Sel and Lcpl Exusia, which is more than I ever got! Meanwhile, Taf managed to get her robot walking, though I guess it did a better job of spinning in circles than it did of actually getting anywhere. Hang in there Tef! You’ll get it right some day!

Now there was a little bit of drama when Mandy first arrived. I guess she went down the park with Michael and Smith for a while and that’s where she ran into Tafadzwa. Taf brought her back here to the chow-hall where we baked up on of those instant cake rations that we have for God knows how long (to be honest I don’t even know why we have them…) and we were all sitting around regaling our various combat stories when the command appointed lynch mob arrived.

I had no idea what was going on but I assume it had something to do with her being a psionic. It looked for a moment like Sel had calmed things down, and that’s when Smith made another one of his patented ‘brilliant discussion’ and slapped a collar around the poor girls neck. A moment later, the hallway literally burst into flames. I thought she was hot before she started throwing fire around. I gotta be honest, there is something incredibly attractive about a woman who can handle herself! If you know what I mean!

As is standard procedure, all hell broke lose. Mandy took off down the hall (taking my heart with her), and Smith issued some incredibly compelling commands (“Get Er!”) just before Sel knocked him unconscious with a flying trey (unfortunately, the very same trey our cake had been on). In the end Lcpl Exusia managed to catch up with her and everything settled down again. In fact, the very next morning everyone seemed to be getting along again. Which was convenient because they were all receiving promotions. I respect the traditions behind such awards, but lets be honest. They are all the same, and the process takes forever. I was actually more excited to hear that Taf got a ‘Good Cookie’ award than I was to hear that she had been promoted. Just don’t tell her it’s called that. She may try and eat it.

Since then things have been crazy around here. Sel got pulled off the BLB and Toymaker was moved over to replace her, which has put Our Lady Pridista in a less than quaint mood. Taf and Arborne were sent off to take some type of Advanced Mechanical Training course, and there is some big campaign against the UC going down. It sounds like we finally have the jump on them, but it means things have been a little non stop lately. Another unit passed through here and it sounds like they may be launching operations out of Nibiru until this thing gets settled. They have some ambiguous number assigned to their unit, but each and every one of them is sporting a black widow emblem. I know I wasn’t around to see it, but I thought that Spider unit was disbanded when their leader went AWOL or somethin. I can’t be sure, but I’m pretty sure most of them are rocking tech upgrades too. Their commander is for sure, and there is something about her that just makes my skin crawl.

I’m not saying I don’t enjoy the company, but I am saying that it’ll be nice to have more familiar faces back around here soon.

- Buzz Out
Mission Debriefing - Pompeii

Unit – 5166 Bad Luck Brigade

Using the vehicle acquired during the apprehension of Arthur Careras, we approached the facility. One of the rear seats was hallowed out to allow enough space for PFC Tafadzwa to hide from sight. We were able to bypass security by acting under the guise of Careras’ body guards bringing in a prisoner, Pvt. Sel Chapman. Once inside of the facility we stayed mounted for as long as we could. Upon dismounting the vehicle, we encountered a second set of guards, who we were also able to coerce compliance out of. Meanwhile PFC Tafadzwa made her way into the facilities ventilation system. On foot we attempted to continue towards the objective, but we continually had difficulties with Careras who was somehow resisting Pvt. Chapman’s influence even with the device in placed to enforce compliance.

We reached the room we assumed would be holding the objective, a prototype power source. It was guarded by two well armed and armored guards. Careras was able to convince them to allow us to enter. Inside we found a young woman. Careras addressed her as Amanda Sheen. Before we could remove the objective from the area, Careras called for the guards to aid him. It was later explained to me by Pvt. Chapman that the room was in some way prohibiting her abilities. In the firefight that ensued myself, and PFC Pridista were badly wounded. The enemy soldiers proved to be incredibly resilient. Mortally wounded, the last of them chose to take his life by activating several fragmentation grenades strapped to his chest. In the confusion, Arthur Careras found himself on top of the enemy soldier. The act was immediately fetal.

I would like to go on record in saying that if someone had not forced Careras on top of that soldier, myself and PFC Pridista would have been killed, along with several other members of the team. I do not think we could have completed the mission if that decision had not been made by whichever soldier made it.

After rendering first aid to the most injured members of the team we used fragmentation grenades to neutralize the second set of guards and rendezvous with PFC Tafadzwa at our vehicle. Quickly exiting the facility we forced through the final guard station and cleared the danger area before detonating the explosives set by Tafadzwa.

To the best of my knowledge the explosives acted as we assumed, destroying the facility entirely. The objective, Amanda Sheen, was cooperative throughout the process, helping to render first aid to wounded members of the team and following directions without resistance. I believe her to have been a captive to the UC.

Cpl. Pridista

The Buzz 030417

I would like to start this weeks Buzz with a little Public Service Announcement. What happens in Space Vegas, Stays in Space Vegas. Unless of course you are Sel, who could not help but continue to be a spectacle even once we were on our way home. I already have to tolerate my imagination of what you and Fitz do behind close doors, I should not be made to suffer that sight in real life, and Tony looked more upset than I was. No wonder they kept us all locked away in the cargo room on the initial trip. What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

I’d like to take a moment to thank Erin for helping a handful of us who had kinda lost our heads. I was pretty sure that smith was going to knock your brother out just to get to that monster in his holding cell. Not that I blame him in the least. We all want that bastard to get what’s coming to him, sometimes we just forget the consequences of acting to hastily. Plus, it sounded like Smith really had some things he needed to get off of his chest. That guy’s had a rough life. It’s no wonder he loses it from time to time.

Aurborne came in pretty damn torn up, but that psychotic machine of his fixed him up pretty good. That thing gives me the creeps. I think I would have taken my chances with the gunshot wound. None the less, the Runner made it back to base with out any on-board casualties and only minor emotional scaring. That is from the trip. The scaring from the mission is going to run a lot deeper, and I don’t know if it’s something I’ll ever get over. I do know that it changed me, and not entirely for the better. Smith had to drag me into a hall and give me an earful to set me straight, so I would like to apologize. I was really upset and I needed someone to blame, and like a fool, instead of blaming the enemy, I started to blame a friend. Cpl Pridista, I may not agree with what you did, but I shouldn’t have been rallying people against you the way I was. I was out of line.

It wasn’t easy for anyone on the crew to watch the target get marched off the ship when we all would have preferred to see him carried out in a body bag. Erin, I don’t know how you kept him in line. He looked like he was about to snap when Smith spoke out, but you just calmly ordered and he obeyed. Maybe he’s broken after all. Luckily, we all had something to take our mind off of it as soon as Eddy started talking. The whole “What happens in Space Vegas” rule only applies if you keep your Own mouth shut. Not that it really matters, I don’t think anyone knows what the hell he was talking about it. I sum it up in a quick bulleted list.

Met a tentacled alien stripper at a bar.
Intoxicated by said aliens tentacle roofies.
Lured into an alleyway where a second alien the size of a pixy seduced him into going back to her place.
Hooked up with the pixie girl who then Literally crawled into his mind, and used his body to do some type of political protesting.
Ended up trapped inside of a car compactor at a junkyard where he Died before waking up at the bar again.
I simply lack the educational background to even begin to psychoanalyze that kinda shit. Seek professional help buddy! Apparently at least one part of it was true, he was drugged by something. Something pretty strong. It would have landed him in the infirmary under personal guard if Tony hadn’t cut a few corners to get him out early. Which is good, because they would have both ended up missing the Starfall Party!

I wasn’t sure at first that there would be a turn out. Our lady Pridista didn’t make an appearance, neither did Laura. Tef said she found Kat in her room with Sel, but it looked like she had been crying. However, Sel talked her into showing up and I think it was good for her, because it looked like she was having a blast, plus it created this amusing little love triangle that was quite amusing to watch. Fitz hit the dance floor like a man on a mission but Sel, who had obviously shown some interest on the ship, was more focused on making sure that Kat was enjoying herself. Kat was talking with Erin, pulling out all the stops while wingmaning for her man Smith, who at that point, hadn’t even showed up yet!

I guess that’s more of a love pentagon. Whatever it was, it was only the beginning of the drama. The crowd started to die down. At first I though people were losing interest, but then I noticed Aurborne leaving Tef, Kebdro, and then later come back for Fitz. I later learned there was a little geek workshop going on that I had somehow not been invited to! Stop double booking my parties punks! I digress. This was only really relevant because it meant that by the time Smith did make his appearance, everyone noticed. He was glowing, and who could blame him. If I was about to show up to a party knowing a girl as gorgeous as Miss Shields was waiting for me, I’d be glowing too.

However, Smith specializes in complicating simple things! So after only a brief discussion with Erin, he decided to go check in with Tony. The story is that Tony was supposed to be watching Eddy, but since no one wants to miss a good party, the two of them compromised and Tony gave Eddy a shot of Torpid. I’ve only heard stories about that shit, but I guarantee if Eddy hadn’t been drugged out of his mind in the first place, he never would have agreed to it! Smith was convinced that Eddy had suffered from more than just drugs, and instead offered up the idea that maybe he had been toyed with by a Psycher.

What’s so lovely about spending time in the military is that you get to meet people from all walks off life, from various planets and systems all throughout the verge, which means you get to see these cute little social distinctions that just wouldn’t happen if everyone was on the same page. I think Tony was just shocked that Smith would say something like that, but Aaron looked genuinely offended. Everyone is aware of the ongoing spat between Smith and Sel so the argument might have ended with the two of them just having a little distaste for each other, but something Smith said was enough to push Aarons buttons.

While it is not the first time that the phrase “Stay the fuck away from my sister.” has been uttered at a party, this is the first time I have heard it yelled at the top of someones lungs, in a room that already had a dwindling population. It was certainly enough to get Erin involved in the argument, which somehow resulted in Sel getting involved as well. Erin defended her brother, and Sel attempted to defend Smith, though in all honestly, she did way more damage than help. Whether it was deliberate or not, I have no clue. In the end, the twins left together with Aaron still looking pissed and Erin looking like she was on the verge of tears. Smith left looking like he had just been sideswiped by a Semi and Sel left looking like she may or may not make it back to her room before passing out. I think I saw Kat leave with Amy from accounting, so hell, maybe Someone had a good time at least.

Drama sells ladies and gentlemen! Someday I’m going to pour all of this into a book, and make millions. Until then I’m just going to have to keep accepting under the counter bribes to make sure you all keep getting the good shit at the chowhall instead of the stuff that was sent to us during the first week of the war!

~Buzz Out.


Mission Debriefing - Sin City

Unit – 5166 Bad Luck Brigade

At 0400 our room was infiltrated by the target and his security detail. By the time I was aware of what was happening, he already had Mrs Cidney held as a hostage and Pvt Smith and Lcpl Gallion were being held at gunpoint. Despite the situation, Pvt Smith was able to maintain relative control of the situation through a strong, threatening demeanor, which seemed to put the target on the defensive. Myself and HM3 Diez drew our weapons but given that we were unarmored and outnumbered the target was able to leave the room with Mrs Cidney still in his custody.

Pvt Smith became enraged and it quickly became obvious that he was unfit to complete the mission. He made several remarks about ignoring the mission parameters and murdering the target. He attempted to remove me from the mission and I saw no other option but to relieve him of command. HM3 Diez secured him in a room and we adjusted our plan accordingly. I had to deliver Mrs Cidney’s purse to her so that she would have the drugs available to complete her part of the mission. She seemed especially distraught, but cognitive about what was needed of her. I informed Pvt Chapman of her role in the mission and then proceeded to rendezvous with the targets security detail.

At some point before the rendezvous Pvt Smith managed to escape the room where he was being held and obtained a firearm. I was able to contact him over the communication network and he agreed to assist us in the mission. I was still not able to ensure that he did not have intentions of haring the target, so when Pvt Smith arrived at the rendezvous point, an elevator, I had HM3 Diez and the security detail overpower, unarmed, and handcuff Pvt Smith.

We proceeded to Pvt Chapman’s room where, instantly upon entering, the targets security detail executed a civilian. Shortly after Pvt Chapman was taken into custody, another member of the security detail opened fire upon the civilians. I attempted to physically interfere without using lethal force but was unsuccessful. The situation quickly escalated out of my control. Pvt Chapman was able to neutralize the threat using her psychic powers, but she would beaten badly in the process.

The only member of the security detail who was still alive had Pvt Chapman in his grasp, and so I made the decision to maintain my cover and withdraw from the situation in hopes of minimizing any further casualties. To do so I felt that I had to show that I was equally enraged. I fired a shot at Lcpl Pridista and then quickly ordered the security force to take Pvt Chapman back to the target. I commanded Pvt. Smith and HM3 Diez to return to the room and treat the wounded civilians.

According to reports from PFC Tafadzwa, Mrs Cidney was able to drug the target, rendering him unconscious. PFC Arbourne detonated the improvised explosive device, rendering one guard unconscious. He was forced to arm himself with the downed guards pistol and use it to fight off the last guard. In the process he suffered from a debilitating wound. Despite his wounds he completed the mission. The device was implanted into the target and the infiltration team was able to evacuate the area.

Pvt. Chapman arrived and used her abilities to convince the target to relinquish Mrs Cidney into my custody, at which point Pvt. Chapman and the target proceeded to the egress point where the target was taken into custody.

My actions during this mission endangered team members and resulted in the death and wounding of numerous civilians. I am willing to suffer whatever repercussions are necessary for the decisions I have made but I believe that those decisions were imperative for the mission to be completed successfully. There should have been an active guard schedule to protect our team while we were sleeping to prevent Mrs Cidney from being put into such a dangerous situation. The actions taken by the targets security personnel against the civilians in Pvt. Chapman’s room were unavoidable. I do not believe that Pvt. Smith is unfit for leadership, however on this particular mission, he was unable to make rational decisions with regard to the target. The target should be kept under close protection. His despicable nature make’s it difficult for people to act rationally around him.

Cpl. Pridista
The Buzz 030416

I don’t care if I have to personally murder every single fucking person associated with the United Cause, I will find a way to make those piece of shit, good for nothing, subhuman Things pay for what they have done. There is no extent to the depths of cruelty they possess and therefore there should be no limit to the methods we use to eradicate the vermin. I hope that REDACTED never dies, but lives an eternal life of endless suffering at levels so extreme that I am at a loss of words to describe them.

This mission was a tragedy. It was our role to draw attention and we did just that. Everyone who has joined the Galactic Affiliation of Freedom understood the risks involved, but civilians are a different situation. They didn’t agree to put their lives on the line for one cause or the other. REDACTED sent his scumbag guards to kidnap Sel, but because they are filthy raciest monsters they took it upon themselves to cleanse the world of a few good, honest people. Spartacus was dead the moment he opened the door. He was a quiet guy who had never harmed a fly. The UC soldiers then started to open fire on the entire room. These people were guilty of nothing but wanting to have a good time, and of having the courage to associate themselves with other species.

Sel was beaten nearly senseless for trying to fight back and protect her friends. I was shot in the side while trying to protect a very sweet young lady who had already been shot herself. When it was all over, Tony did all he could to help people, but in the end I had to leave them all there in that disaster. The worst part is that I will never know if she is ok. Ill never get to speak to her again. Not until all of this is over. I’m going to the range every day. I’m going to work myself until my body collapses. Until I am strong enough to make a difference in this war and finally put an end to all of the suffering. The UC has to pay for their crimes.

Alexandria Pridista is an insane zealot. She put the mission above the lives of every individual in that room. She is the reason those innocent people are dead. She even took a shot at her own damn sister just to maintain her fucking cover. I’m going to do everything in my power to have her stripped of rank so that she can’t make that type of horrible decision ever again. She is playing God and she has no right to do so. People have to be held accountable to their actions and she is no different.

If you ask me, Kirk had it right. We could have solved this entire problem with a single bulled through the middle of REDACTED‘s fucking forehead. Kirk shouldn’t have been removed from command, he should have been given a fucking medal.

Mission Log – Sin City

Unit – 5166 Bad Luck Brigade

As proposed by PFC Smith, acting squad leader of unit 5166, I will be reporting the details of today’s events as well as a summery of how we expect for the mission to proceed tomorrow.

At 0600 this morning I awoke to find Lcpl Gallion incapacitated by a severe case of food poisoning. Obviously unable to perform his duties, and unaware of how long his condition would persist, it became obvious that for the mission to proceed, plans would need to be adjusted. Pvt Busbey was contacted and instructed to set up a secure communication network with all members of the squad so that a new plan of action could be disseminated. Sqn Ldr Dew, who was apparently already establishing planetside contacts, was able to procure the aid of a local surgeon sympathetic to our cause. He remains on standby in the event that Lcpl Gallion is still not well enough to complete his tasks in the necessary time frame. To further accommodate the situation, HM3 Diez was moved from PFC Arbourne’s team to PFC Smith’s team to fill in the role as PFC Smith’s bodyguard and also to provide medical attention to Lcpl Gallion as needed. Information gathered yesterday evening has provided us with an opportunity to gain control of our high value target. While speaking with him, PFC Smith was able to convince the target that he was working for the UC with intentions of talking PFC Chapman prisoner. Further details of that conversation can be found in Laura Cidney’s attached report.

The mission plan is to proceed as follows.

The morning of 030416 PFS Smith, HM3 Diez, Mrs Cidney, and myself will meet with the target and arrange for an appropriate time to seize PFC Chapman. In the mean time, Mrs Cidney will need to convince the target to go back to his room alone with her. The squad will then split into two teams.

Team 1:
During the raid on PFC Chapman’s room. Mrs Cidney will be responsible for using a series of prescription drugs, obtained by Sql Ldr Dew, that can be used to sedate the target. Once the target has been sedated, PFC Tafadzwa, who will be positioned in the ventilation shaft just outside of the targets room, will drop a concussion bomb, built from salvaged maintenance parts, onto the soldiers guarding the targets room. PFC Arbourne and Lcpl Gallion will be standing near by. When the bomb detonates, they will proceed into the hall way and further subdue the guards as needed. They will proceed into the targets room using the maintenance pass keycard provided by PFC Arbourne, and Lcpl Gallion will install the device. Once the task is completed they will immediately leave the area, Cpl Fitz will shut down the power to the cassino, and Cpl Fitz, PFC Arbourne, Lcpl Gallion, and PFC Tafadzwa will egress and rendezvous with the pickup ship. If at any point during this portion of the mission

Team 2:
In conjunction with the targets security force. Myself, PFC Smith, and HM3 Diez will move on PFC Chapman’s location. While the ultimate goal will be to take PFC Chapman into custody, it will be necessary to delay enough to provide Team 1 with enough time to implant the device in the target. The primary purpose of PFC Busbey, PFC Pridista, Pvt Smith, HM3 Diez, and Myself at this time is to minimize civilian casualties. Once Pvt Chapman is secured. Myself, Pvt Smith, and HM3 Diez will escort her, along with the targets guards, back to his location. The moment the power goes out. Pvt Chapman will begin her attempts to manipulate the targets will. She will convince him to take her to his vehicle, and from there to the pickup ship where men will be waiting to ambush any guards who continue to accompany him.

All remaining squad members will egress to the pickup location. Any team members who are lost or separated and cannot make it to the pickup before 0900 will instead proceed to the Globen Hotel where they will rent room 116 under the alias Erickson. No ID will be required to make the reservation. They will remain there for as long as possible but no longer than 48 hours. If after 48 hours they have not made contact with GAF forces they should proceed with escape and evasion tactics.

The Buzz 030314

Combat Log 030414

I am writing this entry from deep behind enemy lines. We are deep under cover, surrounded by enemy combatants, cut of from friendly supply lines, surviving entirely off of our wit, training, and dedication to the cause of freedom for all races. Tension is running high. I have come to accept the fact that the lives of everyone on this mission rest on my shoulders, and I fear that I may bucked under the weight of that. In our struggle to maintain our secret covers, I have already made what could be a fetal flaw. If my mistakes cost TL Smith and his teammates their lives, that is a burden that I will have to shoulder for the rest of my life. In the event that my life comes to an end at the hands of our vile enemy, or the vengeful wrath of a scorned teamleader, I hope that this documentation somehow finds its way back to our forces so that our efforts may be remembered. To follow is a list of detailed events as best as I could recall them.

- Pvt Marcus Busbey

The Buzz 030315

With no intention of making anyone jealous, I have to say, if you are not here now you would Not believe the incredible journey I have just been through. The Rift Runner is an Incredible ship, and while I can’t give you any details I will say that she could easily make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. The ride over was a bit different than I expected. We weren’t permitted to leave the cargo bay unless we had proper clearance. It ended up being pretty crowded because the operation is a bit more complicated that I had originally expected and required a large number of people to be involved.

The first team consisted of Kirk, Laura, James, and Cpl Pridista. Kirk will be entering the cassino as a rich big wig, James as his bodyguard, and the two lovely ladies as his arm candy. As such, the team has been affectionately nicknamed the ‘Slinky Dress’ team. Their real job is to profile the target, smuggle the device in, and keep James close enough to reach the target when the time comes. The second team, lead by Airborne, will consist of Tony, Eddie, Tef, and Fitz. Eddie will be in charge of arranging the proper paperwork when needed, Tef will survey the ventilation system (which I heard she began quite eagerly nearly the moment they arrived), Airborne and Fitz will actually fix things, and Tony is there just in case they need some muscle. In theory, their job is to build some kind of explosive, and use it to give James an opportunity to reach the target, as such they have been nicknamed the “Commando Team”. Lastly, Sel will be working with myself, Kat, and Buba to form the Distraction Team!

We spent the ride over memorizing our cover stories and practicing lying. An art that I was surprised to learn I am quite poor at, but I quickly learned that quite a few members of the team were quite adept at it. No judging. We got to pick fake names. Sel stayed as she was, but Kat is going by Crystal, and Ive chosen the name Watsky! A name that I have no doubt will be famous on the planet for quite a while! Even so, none of it really prepared me. Once we landed it all came on in such a rush. Everyone went on a shopping spree to buy new cloths and accessories. Which was a blast for everyone, except for the Commando Team who couldn’t exactly pick up janitor jumpsuits at the nearest fashion store, so Airborne had Eddie adjust the paperwork to make it the casino’s job to provide the uniforms. He may not be a man of many words, but the gears in that mans head are always a-turnin.

The lemo ride to the cassino was wild and it was only the beginning. Kat and Sel look sexy as hell in the hot little skirts they bought. They catch the eye of every guy they pass, which I guess is the point, though it doesn’t make it any easier for me to focus! Sel met up with some old friends Beelzebub and Spartacus have hooked us up with an outrageous suite at the very top of the casino. On the way over we picked up this guy Sam who is using a set of optical goggles to record the whole weekend for some special Sel’s agent agreed to put out. I was feeling some skeptical glares coming my way so I decided to spit some fire and give everyone a little taste of my lyrical genius. Belz was so impressed, he even hooked me up with a little studio recording time. The rest of the night has been insane! The music is banging like thunder, the champagne is pouring down like rain and the cocaine is blowing through here like a fucking hurricane. If you thought Sel was sassy on base, you should see her when they let her off her leash. Some of the shit she says even has Kat blushing. It’s like the most wild, never ending party you could possibly imagine! Which is killing me because people keep pulling me away from it to work a little technical magic and keep the mission on course. I guess I just gotta keep my head above water and keep my mind focused. SPACE VEGAS!

P.S. Erin baby, in the Buzz before this one, I used a pickup line on you that I am now realizing was a Little over the top, so I decided to make up for it by going Way over the top and turning it into a soundtrack, music video and all. I hope you get a kick out of it. Mad props to my man Belz for the hook up. Maybe someday when this war is over, Ill get to chill with you again.

- Buzz
The Buzz 030214

The Buzz is Back!

After a short delay in services, the network is back up and running! Someone thought they could work a Hex on me but you know what they say, when you mess with the best… Anyways… A lot has happened so I’ll do my best to get you all back up to speed. The BLB returned from their mission with a badly wounded Alexandri Pridista in tow (Don’t worry, she is doing fine now, and if the rumors are true, the whole ordeal even brought her and her sister close enough that they are speaking to each other again). I guess she decided to go toe to toe with a shotgun and it came out in a tie. Tefadswa and Kirk had to finish off the enemies in a round of overtime that left everyone a little shaken up. By the time they got back to the Rift Runner our Lady Pridista was in pretty bad shape, however apparently Kent too charge of the situation, everyone buckled down, and she managed to pull through and hold it together long enough to get back here and into surgery. Or at least that’s how Erin tells the story, and believe me she does tell it… often… I swear she would not stop going on about Kirk, which at the time had me particularly frustrated because I still wasn’t too fond of the guy after he tried to rearrange the side of my face! He did manage to redeem himself later that night at the starfall party though. The majority of us were discretely waiting to see what kind of show Sel would put on for us, but when Kat was nowhere to be seen and Sel and Arnold snuck off into a closet somewhere to entertain each other with a private performance, the parties attention quickly shifted to a growing argument between Kirk and Erin. She had nothing but pure blasphemy pouring from her lips! and the target of her ire? My Fried Salad. She doubted its deliciousness, but Kirk fervently defended my culinary masterpiece. Now I could have brought up countless individuals to testify on my behalf, but naysayers gonna nay-say. So I figured I’d settle this once and for all with a live demonstration. After one taste, she was sold and once Erin decided she liked it, Everyone liked it. She has that kinda effect on people.

On that note, Erin, if you are reading this, I’m working on a recipe for rich and exotic combinations of some fresh kinds of sexy, and I will cook for you all night long. ;)
(Yeah, I know it’s a long shot, but you’ll never hit anything if you don’t at least take a shot!)

Back to reality. The boys packed their bad luck up into their dufflebags and charged headlong into the next mission, and more literally, into the direct line of fire from a sabot cannon. James Galion has seen his fair share of phantom wounds in the past. I’m not going to say guess as to how much of it’s real or in his head but from what I hear he has seen a good deal of rough combat in the past so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt either way. That being said, there was Nothing phantom about this wound. Kebdro says you could literally see right though the guy. By all accounts he should have come back to us in a body bag, and he would have if it were not for Mr Morphine Fingers. Apparently he is the newest member of the Rift Runner crew. Some kind of medical bot that Arbourn built out of scrap pieces from the ship and left over parts from supply. I heard this all from Tef, who says the creation is quite terrifying. She was also eager to show me the new gift she had gotten from Kebdro. It’s some type of modified navigation gauntlet that lets her map out ventilation systems. I was worried at first that it was going to get her in trouble, but she claimed quite the opposite. She even explained how that morning it had helped her get to PT on time, where she had to wait impatiently for Kirk to finally show up.

With another successful mission behind them they wanted to celebrate. I keep a canteen of Kebdros gin in my barracks just in case I need to celebrate something, even if all I’m celebrating is the fact that I have a canteen of Kebdros gin in my barracks. So it wasn’t hard for them to convince me to throw a party together. James decided to celebrate his return to the living by drinking himself half to death. This was the first time he’d made it to a starfall party here on Nibiru but Kat say’s the two of them used to party from time to time when they were in a unit together. Either way, with the blood thinners in his system it didn’t take long before he was pushing his limit so Tony assigned himself to James and made sure the poor guy didn’t end up dieing a second time this week.

Meanwhile Sel was going out of her mind, or at least claiming she was able to. Something about being able to undo her thoughts or erase your memory. I honestly feel like the more drunk she got, the more it made sense, but by the end of the night she was Trashed, and it was still about as clear as a fog storm. At some point she managed to get herself into a political argument with the Shield twins. Anyone in their right mind would know better, but she was clearly not so the argument just grew more and more heated. At some point Kirk managed to smuggle Erin out to go “look at stars”. Which assuming it isn’t already a innuendo, it’s certainly a joke! The constellations don’t ever shift! Common Command! Are you even trying to fool us!? I digress… This left Aaron in what was quickly turning into a screaming match with Sel, who was quickly losing the favor of the growing crowd. Luckily Kat noticed from across the room and made her way through the crowd. She slipped in just as Aaron stormed off to go find his sister. The angry onlookers quickly became intrigued excited onlookers, who just as quickly became disinterested disappointed onlookers when Kat led Sel out of the room.

Apparently Kirk wasn’t the only one “not making innuendos”. Nemi was kind enough to provide us with these images to encapsulate her night with Aurbourn. She may be shy, but at least she has a sense of humor.



I’ve been chosen as one of a very select few to go out on a mission in the near future. I’ll be sure to post again as soon as I get back. Until then, keep it real, and don’t mess with my network! (I will find you!)

- Buzz Out.

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